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Printed
Saberdog presents
$23,972,266,883,541.88
Full printed book. The poster ran out of diodes at $23,972,266,883,54…
Wage Fest, Q4 2026
November 13–16 · Denver · The Wage Grounds
Unrealized Gain/Loss
+$23,880,482,243,137.35
(+26,754.32%)
Day Change
-$211,977,547,747.25
(-0.88%)
Realized Gain/Loss
+$20,811,902,618.77
(+0.68%)
The four figures from the marquee. Tap a mark to read what each one is.
wagefest.saberdog.us
Water starts at $3,000
That is the floor of the grounds, not a special. A sealed 500ml still. Every other pour is a decision you make after that.
1× still
Still, 500ml
$3,000
The floor. Sealed. Nothing on the grounds is priced under this.
1.8× still
Still, liter
$5,500
The same water, for a long set.
2.7× still
Sparkling
$8,000
One lime if the rail has it. The lime is not a separate charge.
Four days
Friday the water opens. Saturday is the wage. Sunday is the fest. Monday the book closes.
Saturday, 8pm
A printed slice of the grounds, not a live feed. Scrub the whole weekend on the map.
Main Bowl · 7pm–9:30pm
The Wage
Mara Quill. The Saturday show. History, then the house band, then nobody talking over the number.
Cyan Tent · 7pm–8:45pm
Poems after dark
Jun Park. The short ones, again, for anyone who was in the bowl the first time.
Ledger Hall · 7:30pm–9pm
Office hours
Inez Calder. One question each. She writes the answer on the board, not on a phone.
Snapshot: The Wage, 8pm.
Open the groundsWho’s on it
The house book has a keeper. The floor has a captain. The night has a director.
Inez Calder
House bookkeeper
Reads the marquee until the number behaves like a schedule.
Mara Quill
Labor historian
Keeps the weekend tied to a wage, not a costume.
Denny Voss
Floor captain
Set the water at three thousand and would not take a cheaper pour.
Ruth Adeyemi
Shift captain
Runs the bowl the way a floor is run. Breaks, covers, last call.
Jun Park
Wage poet
Ten-minute pieces. Leaves when the piece is over.
Sol Vega
Night director
Closes every day. The day-change set is theirs.
Harun Blake
Grounds architect
Built a bowl that can hold a crowd and a figure this size.
How a hold works
1
Pick a pass
Still is the floor, Friday, lawn, one bottle. The others stay the weekend.
2
Preorder water
Or buy it on the grounds. The price does not go under $3,000 either way.
3
Place the hold
A badge code stays on this device. No card is charged. Release it whenever you want.
Before you come
Does water really start at $3,000?
Yes. A sealed 500ml still is three thousand dollars. There is no fountain, no free cup, and no cheaper bottle at will call. Every other pour sits above that floor.
Is the pass the same price as the water?
The Friday Still pass is $3,000 and includes that bottle. You are not paying entry and then discovering the water. Sparkling, Glacier Rail, and House Book cost more because they cover more days and a different place to stand.
Are the marquee numbers a real portfolio?
They are the printed house book for this convention — the figures on the poster, including the day change of −$211,977,547,747.25. This site does not trade, quote, or move a market. The diodes ran out, so the rest of the number is written here.
Where and when?
November 13–16, 2026, at the Wage Grounds, a night bowl on the north side of Denver. Gates Friday at 4pm. The street address goes on the badge the week of the show.
What am I reserving?
A hold in this browser: passes, and any water you want waiting at will call. No card is charged. You get a badge code. Release it and the hold is gone.
Who gets into the Night Rail?
Glacier Rail and House Book. Sparkling is the bowl and the Cyan Tent, all four days. Still is the Friday lawn. Ledger Hall is open unless a session is marked House Book.